The Mommy Quiz

The Ali Version ...

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Clean up. Did you ever notice you always say that?

2. What makes mom happy?
When we obey you.

3. What makes mom sad?
When we disobey.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By giving me a zerbert.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
You did a lot of dangerous things. Did you ever notice you did a lot of dangerous things?

6. How old is your mom?
27

7. How tall is your mom?
About as tall as Daddy's shoulder.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Make us our meal.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
I don't know.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
For taking good care of your kids.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Picking out the best presents.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Climbing up on the roof.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Everything.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
The salad with chicken at O'Charley's.

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
When she does something new.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Daisy Duck.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Go shopping.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We're both girls and our middle name is Suzanne.

19. How are you and your mom different?
We're different because of our hair color and eye color.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
When she hugs and kisses me.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
That he coaches the Wildcats and that she can cheer for him.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Church.

The Jair Version ...

1. What is something mom always says to you?
That I need to get in my bed.

2. What makes mom happy?
Obeying her.

3. What makes mom sad?
Disobeying her.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By saying funny things.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
I don't know.

6. How old is your mom?
27.

7. How tall is your mom?
I don't know.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Play with us!

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
I don't know.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
I don't know.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Playing ball!

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Flipping.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Wash dishes!!

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Biscuits with butter on the top.

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
For playing with us! I meant for bringing us to this hotel.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Sally from Cars

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Hug each other and kiss each other and tickle each other and zerbert each other.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We have brown hair and brown eyes.

19. How are you and your mom different?
Cause I'm a boy and you're a girl.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Cause I'm her kid.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
She cheers for the same team.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Swimming!

The J.D. Version ...

1. What is something mom always says to you?
I love my J.D.

2. What makes mom happy?
Daddy.

3. What makes mom sad?
Daddy leaving.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By putting my blanky on my head.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
You liked dough in your mouth.

6. How old is your mom?
5-6-7.

7. How tall is your mom?
Like this tall.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Play trains.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
You can't find me.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
For me.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Playing with a dark red train.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Flipping. Missing basketball shots in the goal.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Clean her room.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Lettuce.

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Checking on this computer.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Lightning.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Taking a picture on the camera.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We put on our pajamas.

19. How are you and your mom different?
You're not good at flipping.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
You just color a heart.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Just be together.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
The Wildcat game.